Tuesday, February 16, 2016

An After-chapter of “The Pelican Brief”


In the aftermath of the assassination untimely demise  of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, conspiracy-theorists are crawling out of the woodworks.    In attempt to get to the bottom of this, the Washington Post assembled a crack panel of legists, detectives, and forensic experts.  Their learnèd conjectures  were all over the map.  Here is a selection:



Possible list of suspects in the assassination of Scalia: 
 
- Obama 
- Hillary 
- Bill Ayers 
- Vince Foster 
- Greenpeace ninjas 
- Illegal immigrant Mexican Muslims 
- Operation Jade Helm 
- The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad
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I'm positive this all ties in with Obama's bungling of Katrina.
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Was Dick Cheney in the area ?
It was Valentine's Day, and they were having a Boys Night together to celebrate. Cheney skipped out before his blood alcohol level could be tested, just as he did the last time he tried to kill someone in Texas.
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Cheney was taken by black helicopter to the closest Wal-Mart where he entered the secret tunnel system. The entrance is in the aluminum foil section of every Wal-Mart, and the password is "Benghazi!"
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I think this country has gotten stuck inside an X-Files episode.
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Were any quail seen entering or leaving the inn that night?
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On the night of the death Obama was seen waving a bone over a fire and chanting a Kenyan Voo Doo chant.
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Colonel Obama with the candlestick from the grassy knoll.
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I personally do not believe the Fox News report that Judge Scalia's family opposed an autopsy because the entire family had recently converted to Islam. A cruel lie. And in questionable taste.

But connoisseurs of the Riemann Conspiracy  meet all such wild conjectures  with a tolerant smiles.  The truth lies much, much deeper.
Begin the journey  here.

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