Since the press, and even the MSM, has been giving extensive
coverage to the ongoing ZOG invasion of the Lone Star State, code-named INFINITE BRISKET (the op designator JADE HELM is purely for public consumption), we need not
go into details here.
(Note to the citizenry: If you personally have any phoneshots of giant eyeballs in your own township, pls. forward to the tweetfeed #LonghornZombieAlert.) Our only purpose is to note -- as few have publically noticed -- that Jade Helm is only the second leg of long-laid plans for alien conquest; we reproduce below our post from a couple of years ago, documenting Phase One.
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| Street scene from this morning, in Bastrop County Texas |
(Note to the citizenry: If you personally have any phoneshots of giant eyeballs in your own township, pls. forward to the tweetfeed #LonghornZombieAlert.) Our only purpose is to note -- as few have publically noticed -- that Jade Helm is only the second leg of long-laid plans for alien conquest; we reproduce below our post from a couple of years ago, documenting Phase One.
++++ Original post from August 28, 2012 +++++
The blogosphere is ringing with
increasingly frenzied reports of a planned invasion of Lubbock, Texas,
by U.N. troops, led by the President himself on a white (! O, the
irony!) charger. Even the puling, sniveling-liberal New York Times (note codeword: New… York !!!) has finally had to admit as much:
Official Stirs Texas City With Talk of Rebellion
The
county’s top elected official, County Judge Tom Head, made an
appearanceon a local television station to generate support for the tax
increase. He said he was expecting civil unrest if President Obama is
re-elected, and that the president would send United Nations forces into
Lubbock, population 233,740, to stop any uprising.
“He is going to try to hand over the sovereignty of the United States to the U.N.,”
Mr. Head said on Fox 34 last week. “O.K., what’s going to happen when
that happens? I’m thinking worst-case scenario: civil unrest, civil
disobedience, civil war, maybe. And we’re not talking just a few riots
here and demonstrations. We’re talking Lexington, Concord, take up arms
and get rid of the guy.”
And
if the president did send in United Nations troops, Mr. Head continued,
“I don’t want ’em in Lubbock County. O.K. So I’m going to stand in
front of their armored personnel carriers and say, ‘You’re not coming in
here.’ And the sheriff, I’ve already asked him. I said, ‘You gonna back
me?’ He said, ‘Yeah, I’ll back you.’
“Well,
I don’t want a bunch of rookies back there,” Mr. Head said. “I want
trained, equipped, seasoned veteran officers to back me.”
Mr.
Head, a Republican who serves as the county’s emergency management
director and presides over the commissioner’s court, made international
headlines.
The
only flaw in this analysis is that, um, the President, as such, does
not have any actual U.N. troops at his disposal, unless he is somehow
hiding some in the West Wing. Even the United Nations barely has troops at their disposal, apart from a ragtag band of hapless untrained ill-armed Africans. And
even these it typically fears to use, as witness the stirring rise of
the self-proclaimed newly independent people’s Islamic popular Muslimist
emirate of free and autarkic Azawad, whose doughty handful of tribal irregulars bid defiance to the effete-hankie crumpet-munching ladies-debate-club on the East River.
Such awkward facts have led a deluded few to doubt the Absolute Truth of these Lubbockion allegations. But the crack news team at the World of Dr Justice has nonetheless discovered -- in yet another exclusive scoop for WDJ -- that all that piffle about “U.N. troops” and what have you (which, really, shouldn’t fool a child) is a just a cover story for the REAL invasion plan: a Democratico-Papistical conspiracy of the first magnitude. And the insertion force is none other than the notoriously lethal and brutal Swiss Guards !!! To be commanded by the Pontiff himself, riding at their van in the armored Popemobile !!!!!
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| The invasion force, drilling somewhere on the campus of Bryn Mawr |
Buttressing the case (by now iron-clad), our HUMINT forces have detected mad cackling laughter emanating from the attics of the Vatican.
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