Q: What is the fundamental difference between protons and electrons?
A: Protons stand up to pee; electrons sit down.
Q: How come Einstein was so brilliantly right in everything he ever did (including even his so-called ‘greatest blunder’, the cosmological constant, which has returned to the forefront of research), whereas everything Donald Trump does is so moronically mistaken?
A: Trump is actually Einstein’s antiparticle.
Q: Does the sky look blue from the outside as well?
A: What a question.
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