Q. Where do snow bunnies come from?
A. God opens his palms, and there they are.
Q: Where do snow bunnies go when there’s no snow?
A: Their home base is a planet called Counter-Earth. Like snow bunnies, Counter-Earth is
real and substantial; but like them, it suffers from an irremediable
impossibility of observation, as it orbits the sun exactly antipodal to Earth,
being thus from our
standpoint permanently in eclipse. The Pythagoreans knew all about
Counter-Earth, but everyone else just forgot.
Q: What are
snowbunnies like, really?
A: They are very small and private; soft and quiet.
They toil not, neither (save at the speed of light, round
& round & round …)
do they spin …
Q: You speak
mysteriously of the ‘spinning’ of snow-bunnies.
Are they therefore fermions, or bosons?
(An enquiring public
wants to know.)
A: They are
neither. They are “bun-ons”.
Their spin is rather difficult to detect; though infants can see it …
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