Times are tight here at the World of Dr Justice. What with the recession, the sequester,
plus certain bad bets on bullion, we have had to “tighten our belts” as the
saying goes, being driven to such extremities as these:
* We have cut back from the
thirty-year-old Scotch to the fifteen.
(Can’t taste the difference, frankly, but there go the bragging rights.)
* Our Caribbean yacht is up in
drydock. (Mercifully, the
Mediterranean cruiser is still in service; don’t know what we’d do without it.)
* We have had to furlough one of
our butlers. (Carruthers now sits
in his frock-coat, alone on a park bench, disconsolately poisoning the
pigeons.)
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to help?”
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