Saturday, September 22, 2012

Advice to the Mittlorn


Many among the Republican faithful  have been disturbed at the recent meltdown of the Romney campaign, resembling nothing so much as the downswirl of Turds in a Toilet-Bowl ©.   Herewith an attempt to reassure them.

Q:  People have been questioning our candidate’s foreign-policy experience. -- Well, not his experience exactly, since he has none:  but his foreign-policy common-sense.  There was his disasterous trip to London;  his sinister trip to Israel; and his unprovoked provocations of China and Iran, egging them on to trade-war or war.  What are we to say, when some know-it-all Liberal  throws this in our face?
A:  Remind them that Mr. Mitford Romney has bulked up his diplomatic portfolio by becoming Prime Minister  of free and independent Azawad.

Q:  Are Romney-Ryan actually Christian?
A:  Mormons and Ayn-Randers are considered to be “virtual Christians”.


Q:  I can handle Romney, awkwardness and all;  but his closest associates -- Sheldon Adelson, Donald Trump, and Marc Leder -- make me physically ill.  What ever shall I do?
A:  Take two aspirin, and call me in the morning.

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