The International Arachnophilic Society has awarded its coveted Medal of Magnificent Merit to Dr Justice for his newest work of poetic genius -- already a classic -- the incomparable Spider Poem. The award comes with a financial gratuity (rather an afterthought to the honor itself) of ten million dollars.
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Dr Justice, humbly receiving the coveted award |
Said the President of the association: “This is surely the finest poem on the subject of spiders in the past five hundred years.”
“The past five thousand, “ the Chairman corrected, with emphasis.
The international consensus is that this masterpiece establishes past doubt, that the scala naturae has its feet planted firmly among spider-kind.
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