Free Housing !!

Live rent-free, with nothing to pay -- neither mortgage nor property tax !!  Spaces available immediately … beneath the nearest bridge.

Check out the Republican dream-vision…. Austerity Village, currently in a dry-run beside the scenic Mediterranean.  Think of it as Club Med without the membership fees !!

The spoilsport columnist comments:  “The rescue packages seem more about saving French and German banks than saving Greece.”  -- Hey there, buddy, banks are corporations, which means, they’re people too !!

[Update 11 III 2012]  To help you negotiate this brave new world, you'll need a
    Personal Poverty Trainer