Saturday, March 24, 2012

An Appeal to the Public


This is Lieutenant Roger Crispmann of the LAPD.  We are asking members of the public to come forth to assist in our investigation of the unsolved brutal murder of Dr Justice.   Stalked to his crag-top eyrie by unidentified electronic means, he appears to have been somehow done away with… and made away with, the corpse and every trace of the crime having been meticulously made to vanish… and this, from a Locked Room!
So far, this is our only clue.

[Codeword:  ENCRYPTED PIGEONS]

Lt. R. Crispmann, LAPD, NKVD, USMC (ret.)


Any citizen having information on this case is requested to come to Room 3B of the abandoned warehouse (towards the back) out on Route 66  some miles west of Vegas.  Come alone and unarmed.  Approach the building  slowly.

[Update]  This is the FCC.  The post you have just read  is a hoax.
Forget you ever read it.   Refutation here:
http://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/2012/03/urgent-alert-to-amcits.html
This Website will self-destruct in ten seconds.
Turn off your computer  and shelter in place.

5 comments:

  1. Mildred Crispmann (née Walsh)March 25, 2012 at 10:26 AM

    Roger, you bastard, this is your wife. Call home.

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  2. Shut up, Mildred. “Roger Crispmann” does not exist.
    Believe me, I’ve met him, and I know.

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  3. My live-in boyfrend Ernst repleid to this ad and has not come back have U seen him? he O’s me money

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