Governor Nabbed in Orthoëpic Capybaral MONOSTICH megascam

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(Never mind me; just pumping the stats…)

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Q: monostich ?

A:  grommet !

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A testimonial tribute from Rick “Dick” Perry:  

“For a while, I thought I was qualified to be President.

Then I read some of Dr. Justice’s wonderful monostichs,

and I realize I’m just a sorry-ass bunghole.”

(Tweet)  “Dropping by Obama’s crib, for Him to  Use  me, as He sees fit …”

[Notice -- That last line’s a monostich.]

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Here is an example of the sort of sorry-ass you-lose worthlessness  that comes up in a Google search  way before any single one of Dr J’s luscious juicy genuine monostichs:

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Now me -- I don’t mind standing in line behind any would-be poet’s  would-be (possibly two-line, certainly misspelled)  actual attempted monostich, be it Sarah Palin’s be it Joe the Plumber’s;  fine.   But this stuff --  Google, you smokin’ crack?  You guys all masturbating?  Get (effing) real  !!!