Monday, July 4, 2011

Young Martian


Young Martian lands on Terra, plays Schubert to perfection.
Earthlings to be recycled for their amino acids.


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This just in !

Venusian youth lands, challenges Martian.
Epic battle ensues.



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Uh-oh….

Latest child arrival from Mercury  likewise aces…
Perhaps we can rent ourselves out as pets ???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27FhglKvvJU&NR=1

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Oh no another one.

Girlchild from Jupiter  arrives, slays.
Need a love-slave?
Carry your books ??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SVujaqnDrQ&NR=1

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Here's how an underage Martian plays the guitar:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-B4sjUve3E&feature=channel

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Spacealien guitarist plays "Home on the Range":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czpwrg8zNls&feature=related

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Update 14 August 2011:
The evidence is more than anecdotal.  See this morning's article by Anthony Tommasini in the New York Times.

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Update 2 Oct 2011:
And maybe not just in music:
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/02/opinion/sunday/meet-the-new-super-people.html?ref=opinion


I have come to observe the Earthlings


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