Monday, June 27, 2011

A Moral Quandary



Recently we were confronted with the following agonizing dilemma:   Is it ever valid to use sexy, enticing, delicious-salacious material  in service of a higher cause -- say, Trinitarian Minimalism?
Troubled in our conscience, we betook ourselves to the private consulting chambers of our colleague and spiritual advisor, Dr. Massey.
“No,” he explained, citing the unambiguous opinions of numerous Church Fathers, “it is not.”
“I feared as much,”  I murmured;  and went sadly away.

Here, therefore, is an unjustified use of an eXXXtraordinarily HOT video in a good cause -- namely, keeping our favorite two-fisted pre-Conciliar private detective, Murphy, in beer-money.


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